Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Yes, precioussss, the time has finally come to delve back into a galaxy far far away and post our somewhat controversial sorting of the original trio from the best three Star Wars films. Be Ye Aware: This post does contain spoilers for The Rise [...]
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Sorting Hat Anonymous: Star Wars Prequels
Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Greetings peasants! This summer we're planning on stepping up our game with the Sorting Hat posts (in other words, actually doing some Sortings instead of just making vague, indefinite plans to do a S.H.A. post...and then never posting anything. #VaguePlansareNoPlans. I'm going to become [...]
Sorting Hat Anonymous: The Hobbit
Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Greetings peasants! We are back with a new a Sorting Hat Anonymous, this one based off J.R.R. Tolkien's timeless fantasy classic---er, one of his timeless fantasy classics, that is. Just a note: we did base our sortings off of the film trilogy, because a [...]
Sorting Hat Anonymous: Once Upon A Time
Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. About two and a half billion light years ago, we put up our first Sorting Hat Anonymous Post, and finally--finally!--we're doing another one. And really, what better to do than OUAT, especially with the way Season Six ended? (Emma and Killian got married and [...]
The Versatile Blogger Award {Featuring 28 Stunning Facts Concerning Clara & Hermione}
Quite a few months ago, both Holly @ Nut Free Nerd and Megan @ Green Gables State of Mind nominated us for this Versatile blogger award. You really ought to go check out both of their blogs—Holly does some fantastic discussion posts/literary analysis stuff, and Megan mixes travel and books perfectly (plus she's currently reading [...]
Eight Reasons to Write Your Female Characters Like Elizabeth Swann
Lately Clara and I have been in sort of a Pirates of the Caribbean mood, because a.) the soundtrack for At World’s End is the PERFECT thing to write our Camp NaNoWriMo fantasy/sci-fi novels to; and b.), we’ve been re-watching the original trilogy over the past couple of weeks (and did you know that there’s [...]
The Malfoys have Swag and the Potters are Snobs (Yes, you read that right.)
It’s pretty much common knowledge: Harry Potter is the chosen one and we all should love him and bring him gifts of awesomeness and Barnes and Noble gift cards, should we not? In a word, NO. Because for all his brilliance and sexiness (meh), Harry is rather overrated. The Potters in general are overrated, we [...]
Sorting Hat Anonymous: Marvel
Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. So if you thought this was merely a blog for some caustic book reviews, you were sadly mistaken. Here is our own version of the Sorting Hat, stolen from Hogwarts and enhanced by our imaginations. And obviously, given the name of this of post, [...]