Sorting Hat Anonymous: Star Wars Prequels

Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Greetings peasants! This summer we’re planning on stepping up our game with the Sorting Hat posts (in other words, actually doing some Sortings instead of just making vague, indefinite plans to do a S.H.A. post…and then never posting anything. #VaguePlansareNoPlans. I’m going to become…

Sorting Hat Anonymous: The Hobbit

Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Greetings peasants! We are back with a new a Sorting Hat Anonymous, this one based off J.R.R. Tolkien’s timeless fantasy classic—er, one of his timeless fantasy classics, that is. Just a note: we did base our sortings off of the film trilogy, because a…

Sorting Hat Anonymous: Once Upon A Time

Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. About two and a half billion light years ago, we put up our first Sorting Hat Anonymous Post, and finally–finally!–we’re doing another one. And really, what better to do than OUAT, especially with the way Season Six ended? (Emma and Killian got married and…

Sorting Hat Anonymous: Marvel

Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. So if you thought this was merely a blog for some caustic book reviews, you were sadly mistaken. Here is our own version of the Sorting Hat, stolen from Hogwarts and enhanced by our imaginations. And obviously, given the name of this of post,…