The Secret Behind Balancing The Force {Star Wars Theory}

It’s only four days until The Last Jedi is released in theaters, and Hermione and I have been caught in a wave of pre-Last Jedi frenzy. Aside from doing very productive things like watching 40 minute Reylo theory videos, we’ve been re-watching the trilogies and forming some interesting theories about the Jedi, the Sith, and…

Our Blog is Going The Way of the Dodo Bird {temporarily}

Greetings, chums! We have a bit of an announcement to make… …Clara and I are moving to Middle Earth. So, unfortunately, no more blogging because you can’t exactly get the best wi-fi down in the Shire. It’s a travesty, I know. (Um, just kidding.) Actually, we’re moving to the Land Of Too Much Homework, a…

Story Ca{n}non One: Of Pirate-Dragons & Poisonous Dramatics

78% of book bloggers are also writers. Actually, that is completely untrue. We just totally made that fact up—though, isn’t that kind of an oxymoronic statement? “Making facts up?” Suffice to say, it IS true that lots and lots of bloggers are also writers. And so it should come as no surprise that both of…

Sorting Hat Anonymous: The Hobbit

Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Greetings peasants! We are back with a new a Sorting Hat Anonymous, this one based off J.R.R. Tolkien’s timeless fantasy classic—er, one of his timeless fantasy classics, that is. Just a note: we did base our sortings off of the film trilogy, because a…

Me and Earl and The Confused Readers of the World

By Clara Oswin Oswald (Yes, I am aware this “whale” hello gif has already been used on our blog–but  I saw it and I cannot stop laughing!) Hello Chums! If you haven’t already guessed, today I’m going to dissect Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. What you DON’T know is that I’m also going…