Sorting Hat Anonymous: Star Wars Prequels

Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Greetings peasants! This summer we’re planning on stepping up our game with the Sorting Hat posts (in other words, actually doing some Sortings instead of just making vague, indefinite plans to do a S.H.A. post…and then never posting anything. #VaguePlansareNoPlans. I’m going to become…

A Study in Villains

There’s nothing like a good villain, eh? After all, the quality of a villain can make or break a story. Some villains are utterly forgettable, while others are more famous than their corresponding heroes. Just look at the MCU. Everyone knows who Loki is—but if someone were to bring up the Marvel Villain “Ivan,” would…

Hermione’s Racial Identity Crisis

I know, it’s hilarous. Anyway, Hermione here, presenting a post in which my sister Clara and I argue a bit and then say some really deep things. And to avoid any and all possible confusion: my name is Hermione, but that’s a different thing from the I-went-to-Hogwarts-J.K.-Rowling-Hermione, the Hermione who is suddenly having a racial…