BTS Blog Week: Suga [First Love]

Hello! Yes, yes I am aware that this is like the second time I’ve used this gif in two days, but it’s my bias, ok. On this lovely Tuesday, we are going to be looking at my bias: MIN YOONGI AKA SUGA THE KING OF ALL KOREAN RAPPERS! (I exclude GD from this). Anyways Suga’s…

BTS Blog Week: RM [Reflection]

Hello! Today we are looking at BTS member RM’s “Reflection.” Before we start with Hermione’s lovely analysis, I think it pays to mention that RM has been rapping since he was what, like 11? He had an underground career under the stage name Runch Randa. (I’m not sure if going from being called Runch Randa…

BTS Blog Week: Intro

Hello! I did warn you that we might be doing some BTS posts….. and the time is here! Over the next week, Hermione and I will be looking at the boys’ solo songs from the Wings album. I am aware that these songs have been analyzed to death, but we hope to offer some new…

Sorting Hat Anonymous: Star Wars Prequels

Hi, I’m a blogger and I’m addicted to sorting fictional characters. Greetings peasants! This summer we’re planning on stepping up our game with the Sorting Hat posts (in other words, actually doing some Sortings instead of just making vague, indefinite plans to do a S.H.A. post…and then never posting anything. #VaguePlansareNoPlans. I’m going to become…

Hermione & Clara Are Sadly Dead: An Obituary

HELLO FRIENDS. Some very exciting & important pieces of news that you all MUST KNOW: I (HERMIONE) HAVE FINISHED MY NOVEL. I am not going to say anything else at this point, because I want to keep this blog and my Hermione pseudonym separate from my eventual Author Name that will be printed on all…

You’re Not Alone/Neither Are You {A Mini Reylo Fic}

{By Hermione Montrose} Occasionally I write fanfics. The one below is actually more of a rewrite, because while The Last Jedi novelization was quite pro-Reylo, parts were rather passionless. The hand touch scene, for instance, was written in probably the briefest way possible, and it was utterly devoid of any sort of romantic or sexual…

OTP Mixtape: Heathcliff x Cathy

As Yoda once said: “Ship or Do Not Ship. There is No Try.” Because let’s face it, when you ship something, you SHIP SOMETHING. Some ships can get borderline obsessive, but it’s all perfectly healthy (right? RIGHT??). After all, we’re TEENAGERS (or teenagers at heart, anyway). We’re supposed to be obsessive and fangirl-ish and so invested in…

To All the (YA) Books I’ve Loved Before {ft. a rant and two small reviews}

I don’t read a lot of YA—I never have, really, simply because it doesn’t interest me. My recent foray into the genre has only served to redouble my aversion to “fluffy” romances and “meet-cutes.” (Because these things are never cute. They’re just annoying.) My YA expertise is pretty much limited to the eleven YA books…