Hermione & Clara Are Sadly Dead: An Obituary

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HELLO FRIENDS. Some very exciting & important pieces of news that you all MUST KNOW:

  1. I (HERMIONE) HAVE FINISHED MY NOVEL.

I am not going to say anything else at this point, because I want to keep this blog and my Hermione pseudonym separate from my eventual Author Name that will be printed on all my books, under the grand italics of UNIVERSAL BESTSELLER; ESPECIALLY POPULAR ON THE PLANET VENUS (that was an inside joke that only Clara got). BUT I will tell you that said novel is a contemporary and it is set in a fictional city. I don’t know if it’s technically YA or Adult, but it deals with all sorts of important themes like DEPRESSION and DEATH and there is also a ROMANCE (shocking, I know).

  1. WE ARE GOING ON A ANOTHER SMALL HIATUS.

Just until I take my AP test, which is on May 9th. My studying has been rather non-existent, but I am trying not to murder my brain since I actually got a concussion back in January and I am STILL not recovered. I keep improving and then I read way too much….and things go backward. So I am currently not reading ANYTHING (something which is literally akin to being slowly roasted alive). How did I get said concussion? Long story short: I was walking my dog and not paying attention to where I was going and I fell on the ice. Very glamorous, I know. Anyway, after the AP test, I have to worry about graduating and wrapping up all the paperwork for my senior project…but our lovely blog shall hopefully be back strong and sharp in June. We are also going to try to expand our social media presence a bit and set up a TWITTER account—if you have any advice/experience running a blog-related Twitter, please let us know in the comments!!!

HOWEVER, if you wish to connect with us in the meantime, we do have a PINTEREST ACCOUNT. DO LOOK US UP, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, AND FOLLOW US. (Blatant self-promotion is all the rage, haven’t you heard?)

  1. MARVEL NEEDS TO HAVE A SNICKER’S COMMERCIAL WITH TOM HIDDLESTON AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH (This all Clara’s genius, by the way).

Chris: Tom, eat a Snickers.

Tom (as Loki): Why?!

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Chris: Because you turn into a god of Asgard when you’re hungry.

(Tom/Loki sexily takes a bite and turns into the fluffamus Tom Hiddleston we all love.)

Chris: Better?

Tom: Better.

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WHY HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF LAUNCHING THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN I MEAN THEY COULD DO ONE WITH CAP AND BUCKY TOO THIS WOULD MAKE TV 100 TIMES BETTER!!!

So—that is all—

Farewell.

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12 Comments Add yours

  1. RubySky says:

    Your pinterest account is all I need in life. We ship all the same things.

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    1. Some people just have good taste in ships, u know? 😜
      ~Hermione

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  2. shar says:

    Well done on finishing your novel, and good luck finishing off the school year–lol being a senior is the worst, but college is better and way worse at the same time. (Also falling on the ice is pretty dramatic!)

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    1. Thank you!!! YES I am SO ready to be done with high school. (Yeah the ice-falling certainly makes for an interesting/awkward story.)
      Nice to talk to you again!!
      ~Hermione

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  3. Shanti says:

    Which AP are you doing? I had to do a senior project and lots of exams, so I totally get where you’re at! good luck with all of that. And finishing your novel is pretty amazing, it sounds very enticing.

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    1. Thanku!!! I’m doing AP Lit and Composition…I’m mainly just worried about the multiple choice, because the way the test interprets the poems/stories are always vastly different from how I would….but oh well. The year is ALMOST OVER, so I’m just holding out until then.
      ~Hermione

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      1. Shanti says:

        I did AP lit later heat! I agree… You just have to get into the minds of the test writers and hope for the best, I think

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      2. Yeah, I think the “get into the head’s of the test takers part” is exactly right. I just hate the entire concept of a test that forces you to choose a “right answer” from a piece of literature that can only be interpreted subjectively. Oh well:)
        ~Hermione

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  4. Oh dear! Just came to get caught up on your posts (I now have 12—count em, 12—tabs open, and they are all posts from you guys that I am excited to read. I am so relieved though, because I thought dead meant this blog was done for good, and that would have been very sad. We all need a little hiatus now and again. Great job on finishing your novel! It sounds amazing! If you ever need someone to beta read it or check for typos or anything, I’m good at that sort of stuff… (Sneakily wants to read this novel about important themes like death and depression, because that’s how I roll, and WOW does that make me sound like a dark person.) Anyhow, enjoy your hiatus! I’m off to read all your other posts I’ve opened up in new tabs.

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    1. Aw, thanks so much! YES, I might actually take you up on that Beta-reading offer…it might not be until sometime this fall, because I only still have *lots* of editing to do. But I would absolutely love to get your opinion on the novel. I’ll keep you updated! 🙂
      ~Hermione

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