HELLO FRIENDS. Some very exciting & important pieces of news that you all MUST KNOW:
- I (HERMIONE) HAVE FINISHED MY NOVEL.
I am not going to say anything else at this point, because I want to keep this blog and my Hermione pseudonym separate from my eventual Author Name that will be printed on all my books, under the grand italics of UNIVERSAL BESTSELLER; ESPECIALLY POPULAR ON THE PLANET VENUS (that was an inside joke that only Clara got). BUT I will tell you that said novel is a contemporary and it is set in a fictional city. I don’t know if it’s technically YA or Adult, but it deals with all sorts of important themes like DEPRESSION and DEATH and there is also a ROMANCE (shocking, I know).
- WE ARE GOING ON A ANOTHER SMALL HIATUS.
Just until I take my AP test, which is on May 9th. My studying has been rather non-existent, but I am trying not to murder my brain since I actually got a concussion back in January and I am STILL not recovered. I keep improving and then I read way too much….and things go backward. So I am currently not reading ANYTHING (something which is literally akin to being slowly roasted alive). How did I get said concussion? Long story short: I was walking my dog and not paying attention to where I was going and I fell on the ice. Very glamorous, I know. Anyway, after the AP test, I have to worry about graduating and wrapping up all the paperwork for my senior project…but our lovely blog shall hopefully be back strong and sharp in June. We are also going to try to expand our social media presence a bit and set up a TWITTER account—if you have any advice/experience running a blog-related Twitter, please let us know in the comments!!!
HOWEVER, if you wish to connect with us in the meantime, we do have a PINTEREST ACCOUNT. DO LOOK US UP, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, AND FOLLOW US. (Blatant self-promotion is all the rage, haven’t you heard?)
- MARVEL NEEDS TO HAVE A SNICKER’S COMMERCIAL WITH TOM HIDDLESTON AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH (This all Clara’s genius, by the way).
Chris: Tom, eat a Snickers.
Tom (as Loki): Why?!
Chris: Because you turn into a god of Asgard when you’re hungry.
(Tom/Loki sexily takes a bite and turns into the fluffamus Tom Hiddleston we all love.)
WHY HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF LAUNCHING THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN I MEAN THEY COULD DO ONE WITH CAP AND BUCKY TOO THIS WOULD MAKE TV 100 TIMES BETTER!!!
So—that is all—